a) Nothing of much interest has happened in the past month or so, hence the void of posts.
b) Relationships and sex are always on my mind, so this is a good way to vent :)
c) Why did no one tell me Tumblr is full of porn blogs and sex gifs? Just... omg... ^_^
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Kinda. For me, they're more important in getting me interested, then they become less important as I learn more about them. Fact is, though, that if their looks changed dramatically before/after I started dating whoever it was, I could lose some interest, maybe all, especially if we were sexually active. Would have to experience it to know for sure.2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Of course they are—there's a reason people pursue them :P3. Are you a virgin?
Yup. Haven't even made out with a girl yet, really.4. Are you in a relationship?
No.5. Are you in love?
Nope, not interested in anyone at the moment.6. Are you single this year?
For the meantime, yes. Hopefully not by the end of this year :)7. Can you commit to one person?
Yup.8. Describe your crush.
Somewhere at some social thing I should probably go to... >.>9. Describe your perfect mate.
Intelligent, interested in important issues. Likes physical contact. Someone I can make happy and smiley. Someone who loves me for who I am rather than who I could be.10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Haven't experienced it, but I've been told about it from people who experienced it, so I guess it happens to some people.11. Do you ever want to get married?
Maybe later, but not now. I'd have to be very sure I wanted to spend the rest of my life with a woman before the thought even popped into my head.12. Do you forgive betrayal?
It hasn't happened to me, so I don't know how I'd act were I to be betrayed. I don't think I'd give her anymore than one more chance, though. If you can't learn or control yourself after the first time, you're not worth the trouble.13. Do you get jealous easily?
Fuck yes.14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
No.15. Do you have any piercings?
Nope, don't want any either.16. Do you have any tattoos?
Same as above, not interested.17. Do you like kissing in public?
Yup (or at least I did when I could, lol).18. Do you shower every day?
I shower almost every morning. Only skip having a shower every once in a while.19. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Nah. I'd know by now, were that the case.20. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Nope.21. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Already managed it—during my first relationship, I never even thought about cheating. Is this a serious question? Is our generation so feeble-minded that we only some of us stay faithful for six months? That's fuckin' sad. Get your shit together, people >.<22. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Married at 24? lolno.23. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Definitely :)24. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Nope. Never been told anything like that.25. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Nah.26. Have you ever been cheated on?
Pretty sure that I haven't been.27. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Never thought of it.28. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Nope, never wanted plastic surgery. If I could get something magically repaired, though, I'd get my phimosis fixed, and I'd straighten my teeth.29. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Heaps of times.30. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Twice.31. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Unless jerking off counts, no.32. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Not yet.33. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
My ex is older than me, so yes.34. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Nope, haven't had that problem.35. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
All the people I liked were either part of my friend group, or weren't known to them at all.36. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Well, I don't know if you can 'expect' to like someone. All the people I've liked have been different, but none have astounded me in that I couldn't believe who I was liking.37. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Yup. Still do sometimes; it's really fucking annoying.38. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
I've written poems about someone, but never for them to read.39. Have you had sex so far this year?
Yes, but only masturbation. Haven't had sex with anyone else yet.40. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
All the kissing I did was short lived, so my hands never had time to wander. If I'm ever in that situation, though, they won't be able to last long before they go exploring—they're as impatient as I am :P41. How long was your longest relationship?
Just over six months.42. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
One.43. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
Only one—I remember kissing my ex as she left my house on her last visit.44. How many times did you have sex last year?
As if I could count how many times I masturbated :P As for sex with other people: zero.45. How old are you?
Nineteen, turning twenty in August.46. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Probably nothing, cos that would make me feel ultra awkward.
48. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
...I'd be wondering what exactly she was apologising for :P49. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Nope. Even if I loved someone as much as I could, I dunno if I could be that selfless.50. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
There was a girl in uni who I gave up on last year. I liked her for a while, but the attraction wasn't strong enough, and I never really found her personality appealing at all. After those realisations, it was clear I was never gonna talk to her, so I stopped seeing the point.
52. Is there someone you will never forget?
Sally, and maybe my ex. They were both firsts (first crush, first girlfriend), so that alone makes them very memorable. And given how much I've written about the two years when I liked Sally, I don't think I'll ever forget her.53. Share a relationship story.
In the spring school holidays of 2010, my girlfriend and I went up to the lighthouse and sat in one of the booths. There was always an ice cream van up there, and we usually bought ice cream to nom while we were sitting, but I can't remember if we did this time. In any case, we sat down, and I gave her my iPod so she could play Angry Birds. Not long after she started playing, I moved in and kissed her for the first time, though it was hard cos I had to lean over and kiss her while she was still looking at the iPod.54. State 8 facts about your body.
I kissed her a few more times that afternoon; then, when she was to catch the bus home, I asked her for one last kiss (one she could actually prepare for rather than having me lean over randomly of my own accord :P). We moved towards one another, held each other, moved our faces forward, and then they met... at the forehead. Fucking ow :P I seriously didn't think kissing would be even remotely difficult, but I was wrong. Painfully wrong :P
- I'm really skinny.
- I have phimosis (overgrown foreskin).
- The tip of my dick is painfully sensitive.
- I have pimples, along with a general redness, on my face, upper chest, and upper back.
- Viewing my eyebrows up close, you'll see hair growing between them, meaning I technically have a monobrow.
- My tongue is attached to the bottom of my mouth (ankyloglossia).
- I have a callus on my right hand whose origin I am totally lost on.
- I have a birthmark (or at least what looks like a birthmark) on a knuckle on my third hand, but for some reason, I'm convinced it only came to be a few years after I was born. Probably a procrastinator, just like its host body.
I don't really wanna say anything to her, nothing beyond normal conversation. Just to talk to her like any other friend would be what I want, if anything, as much as that isn't gonna happen.56. What are five ways to win your heart?
I dunno if there are specific 'ways' to do that, other than just being the right person. Smiling at me would probably do the trick, as would starting a conversation with me. Can't really think of anything else. I'd need to have my heart won moar to discover these things :P57. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
58. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?I would have taken a picture of myself as I look now, but I've had this huge zit on the tip of my nose since Sunday, and it looks fucking foul. Pimples in general I can deal with, but this one was King Pus, so I refuse to give it the pleasure of being on the internet for all to see. I popped it today, but the red hump is still there, so I decided to use this photo from a 19th I went to last year instead.
This is probably the best picture of me in existence; it really doesn't get any better than that (which is a given when you learn that there are, like, 3 pictures of me on Facebook which I am aware of, lol).
A month.59. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Depends entirely on the person. It's usually something physical, like their hair colour, their eyes, their smile, their glasses; but it could also be their voice, how they speak, or what they speak about.60. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Sit on me while I was sitting down and smother me with physical affection.61. What is your definition of “having sex”?
Engaging in sexual activity of any kind.62. What is your definition of cheating?
Doing things with someone else that you would only ever do with your partner were you to remain faithful (there's a lot more stuff that I'd call 'cheating' other than fucking someone else).63. What is your favourite roleplay?
Well, if I had the chance to do any kind of roleplay, I'd want the woman to be a schoolgirl, dressed in uniform. I'd play the role of the first guy she has sex with. Or perhaps we could switch it around, and have the woman play a school girl who's confident with her sexuality, and have me play some virgin she decides to toy with and hit on. Can't be 100% sure if that'd work, given my inexperience. Who knows—maybe there's some other roleplay I'll be introduced to that I like even more than the idea of that one.64. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Single as I may be, I have a few ideal date ideas in my head.65. What is your sexual orientation?
One is where we'd go to a place where we can be alone, at night time, under the stars—a park, the beach, the lighthouse, something like that. We'd put a blanket down, lie beside one another, and just talk to each other about stuff. We'd joke around and laugh a lot. We'd hold each other and get real cozy (I'm gonna be cold, dammit :P). Hopefully, if she's in the mood, we'd make love :3
I have another one where we're at either my place or her place, and we play video games all night. Might sound dumb, but the first time my first girlfriend came over to my house (before we started dating, but still when I liked her), we played Ratchet: Gladiator from start to finish, and it was incredibly fun (save for the headache I had at the end—eye strain is a bitch). So, whoever my new girlfriend is, provided she likes games, we'd just play all kinds of games together. We'd play co-op games and competitive games; we'd watch one another play single player games, trying to out-do one another; we'd play online together, teaming up to kick people's asses. Towards the end, our energy expunged through competition, we'd sit close, and she'd rest her head on my shoulder. It'd probably end in us falling asleep, nestled up together on the couch. I just think that'd be a neat bonding experience, enjoying a common interest together :)
Another one, as weird as this might sound to people who know about my eating habits, would involve dinner. In this particular fantasy world, I eat properly (take some time to get your imaginations in gear for this one :P) so to celebrate my dietary achievements, she'd wear her best dress (which, in my mind, must be red :P) and we'd go out to her favourite restaurant. She'd be really happy that she can now take her boyfriend out to dinner, along with me being super pleased with my newfound ability to give her something she's always wanted. We'd occasionally reach across the table and feed each other with food from our own plates, so they can try what the other's eating. When we got home, she'd hug me tighter than ever cos she's ecstatic about living out this dream with me for the first time. This one probably ends with love-making too (I'd think most 'perfect dates' would end that way :P).
Fairly straight. I've had homosexual thoughts before—I've wondered what it'd be like to jerk off another guy or give a guy a blowjob, what a dick tastes like, that kind of stuff—but I've never gotten off to anything where two men end up fucking. Pussy all the way :D66. What turns you off?
Excess weight (as in heaps), arrogance, overarching apathy, superstition, and stupidity that is either unrealised or left untreated.67. What turns you on?
Red hair, fair skin, meat on her bones, boobs that will fit in my hands, intellect, scepticism, humour, laughter.68. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I've never had an orgasm without physical stimulation. I swear, these people who claim to have wet dreams are just masturbating in their sleep :P69. What words do you like to hear during sex?
Yes. Harder. I love you.70. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Cuddle me—haven't had one of those in a llooonngg time. Or ask me out on a date (though I guess that could go sour if I didn't like the person back...)71. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
Hmmm... I don't really look for specific superficial traits so much as I find ones I like in people I'm attracted to. There have been girls with boobs I like cos they're just the right size, or whose arms are sexy, or whose legs and hips draw my attention more than anything else, or glasses they wear that make them look hot. I just look for stuff I like.72. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Had feelings for me and been in a relationship with me.73. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Dunno if I've ever done anything sweet for anyone... nothing comes to mind :/74. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
So long as you can provide informed consent for all the things you do together, who gives a fuck.75. What’s your dirtiest secret?
My own curiosity once led me to ejaculate onto my own face. If chicks out there don't like having cum on their face... I feel you. I really do :P76. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
When I saw a good looking guy in some porn I watching. Makes me think that's what all women want, hence me being totally unable to turn any woman on. Fucking image problems, lol.77. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Never. Probably should have told my ex I loved her, but oh well, lesson learned for next time.78. Who are five people you find attractive?
I was stumped on this one until I realised that it never said you had to name people you knew in person (not only would that be a little creepy, but I don't know five people I think are attractive... yeah >.>).79. Who is the last person you hugged?
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Keira Knightly
Lexi Belle
Emma Stone
and whoever this person is:
I dunno who that person is, but I came across this picture by accident a while back, and holy shit, they have the cutest face and most adorable smile evar ^_^
My mum.80. Who was your first kiss with?
My first girlfriend.81. Why did your last relationship fail?
Because we changed as people, me especially. My attitude took a huge shift towards the end; I became angrier, more bitter, and more critical, which she didn't like at all, so she dumped me.82. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
I dunno. Maybe if I'd been talking to them over the net for ages and really wanted to meet them. But I don't think I'd date a total stranger I'd only just met online.Woo, done :D
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