1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
Can't remember.
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Shy. All the fucking time.
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
No one, really. Met up with two friends in the past two weeks so I'm satisfied as far as meet-ups go :)
4. Are you easy to get along with?
If we've just met, I'll be in my shell and hard to talk to. Once we've spoken for a bit, I'll eventually come out and be easier to deal with. I'm fairly sure I'm easy to get along with if you're already my friend.
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
Don't have feelings for anyone right now.
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
People who are happy and intelligent, who I can make happy, who like to laugh. I would get into body types, but it's all over the shop—I know what I like when I see it.
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
Nah. I highly doubt any opportunities for me to meet people will pop up in that time.
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Lucy (seeing as I scabbed these questions from her blog :P).
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Not in the slightest. Hard to say it does when you've talked about pornography in front of several hundred people on-stage :P
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Either Bri or my mum, can't remember.
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
Wished my mum a happy New Year.
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
- Breathe, by The Prodigy
- Disparate Youth, by Santigold
- Body Movin', by Beastie Boys
- Moving Shadow 02.1 DnB mix, by Timecode
- Intergalactic, by Beastie Boys
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Fuck yes ^_^
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
Miracles, no. 'Miracle' is a religious synonym for 'magic', which is bullshit. As for luck, it depends on what you mean. If you just mean the fact that some people just happen to be more fortunate than other people for no specific reason, and someone's 'luck' can be calculated based on that fortune, then sure, luck exists. But people are not inherently lucky or unlucky.
15. What good thing happened this summer?
I finished a big video project that I had lying around for ages, and it was well received. I also got way better marks for uni than I thought I would :)
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Nah. I'd have to be wasted to even consider it.
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
Well, consider the alternative: if there isn't life on any other planets, and our planet is destroyed, that would result in the complete absence of life from the entire universe. It seems silly to think we're the only life forms floating around this vast expanse of matter and energy.
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
Nope.
19. Do you like bubble baths?
Who doesn't?
20. Do you like your neighbours?
They're OK. I wish their dog would shut the fuck up though, goddamn :P
21. What are your bad habits?
Wow, can I even list them all here? :P
- Eating habits
- Procrastinatation
- Being scared to try new things
and plenty more I have probably forgotten about.
22. Where would you like to travel?
If I was prepared to travel, I'd love to do a tour of Australian universities and perform stand-up all over the country. Even better would be to tour with an improv troupe to perform improv nationwide, maybe in a Theatresports competition or something. I'd like to go to the US and dabble in the comedy circuit if at all possible, maybe Canada and the UK too (then I can go to the Montreal/Edinburgh festivals :D).
23. Do you have trust issues?
Sometimes, yes. But they're never justified.
24. Favourite part of your daily routine?
Talking with friends online. And going on YouTube binges.
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
Mouth. Teeth all out of whack, won't accept new noms... get your shit together, mouth.
26. What do you do when you wake up?
Check email.
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
I'm fine with my skin the way it is. If anything, I wish its colour was consistent. Damn tan lines.
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
My friends, all of them, regardless of the time it's been since we last met. Met up with a friend I hadn't seen in over a year last Friday and I was comfortable as fuck.
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
I fucking wish :P
30. Do you ever want to get married?
Eh, not really. I don't like the idea of being in a 'lifelong' contract like that. I'd feel awful it it were to dissipate, especially if we'd brought children into the mix.
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
No way.
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Fuck celebrities.
33. Spell your name with your chin.
no u
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
Wii Sports... >.>
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
If you mean just the idea of watching TV on a TV, watching recent shows, etc, then TV can go. If you include TV shows online, music can go. Take Whose Line? from me and I will wither into dust.
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
Heaps of times.
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
Nothing. That's why they're awkward silences and not awkward talkings.
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
Shy, but still open enough to talk. Finds me funny. Is happy with her body and doesn't go to extraneous lengths to try and 'fix' it. Likes to kiss and cuddle. Has a hobby I can embrace and support her in.
39. What are your favourite stores to shop in?
JB Hi Fi, and The Gamesmen. Only been there once since the Wollongong store closed down, but the Penhurst one has all these retro consoles set up towards the back which you can play, and a whole bunch of old machines in cases which you can look at. That and they sell retro titles, unlike every other gaming store I've been to lately.
40. What do you want to do after high school university?
I don't really know. As much as I'd love to tour around and do comedy, it seems out of reach. Maybe if I get into it at uni and meet the right people, that's where I'll go.
Otherwise, I wanna go back to uni and get a more practical degree to sit alongside my Philosophy major, like a Bachelor in Computer Science. Even if I rack up a huge HECS debt, if it means I can find a job, who fucking cares.
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Depends what you've done. Most things are forgivable, others simply aren't.
42. If you're being extremely quiet what does it mean?
Depends where my eyes are. If I'm looking at you, I'm thinking about you or what you're saying. If I'm looking at the ground, I'm thinking to myself.
43. Do you smile at strangers?
Nope nope nope nope nope. Eyes towards the ground, shuffle along, avoid eye contact.
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
Spaaaaaaaaaaaccccceeeee.
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
A will to wake up and do things other than sleep, followed by my sheets being moved off my body, my legs being pulled back and moved over to the side of my bed, my body being sat up and stretched, and finally, my standing up. You having trouble with this shit, question-writer?
46. What are you paranoid about?
Economic collapse and/or the battle for resources. Any mention of those subjects will scare me shitless.
47. Have you ever been high?
Nope. I actually considered it recently (hypothetically, in terms of whether or not I'd take the opportunity were I given one), but I haven't touched it yet. If I get the chance, maybe I will, maybe I won't.
48. Have you ever been drunk?
Nope. No real desire to get drunk either.
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
I suppose I have. Though, like most things I hope no one finds out about, I could be telling everyone about on-stage it in five-to-ten years when it has ceased to matter :P
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
Black, I think.
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
I've wished I was like other people, but never actually wanted to be other people.
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
Eating habits. Get rid of that fucking shit and I'll have 50% of my problems almost solved :P
53. Favourite makeup brand?
The type a woman leaves on the shelf so I can see her face without it being obstructed >.<
54. Favourite store?
You already asked this, you silly person.
55. Favourite blog?
I only read, like, 2. Don't make me pick favourites.
56. Favourite colour?
Green :)
57. Favourite food?
Cake. Love me some cake ^_^
58. Last thing you ate?
Jatz.
59. First thing you ate this morning?
Same as above.
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
I've been in a few, but never won, not even heats.
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
Closest I ever got to being suspended or expelled was getting told off for telling jokes on assembly without permission. Never even got on detention outside of primary school.
62. Been arrested? For what?
No. Though if I was ever arrested, I'd want it to be for protesting.
63. Ever been in love?
Of course.
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
I took my girlfriend up to the lighthouse and sat in one of the covered seating areas. I gave her my iPod so she could play Angry Birds while I got the courage to make my move. I kissed her on the lips a few times, but I had to lean over just to reach her, thus I was gone before she could react or 'kiss back'. Our first proper kiss would have happened right before she got on the bus to go home if we hadn't have headbutted when we came together :P
65. Are you hungry right now?
Yes. I'ma go get some Doritos when I'm through with this list.
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
The very idea of 'tumblr friends' makes me lol.
67. Facebook or Twitter?
Facebook.
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Twitter.
69. Are you watching TV right now?
Nope.
70. Names of your best friends?
Bri. That's about it, really.
71. Craving something? What?
Doritos, now that I plan to get some.
72. What colour are your towels?
Dark green.
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One. How do you sleep with more than one? How does that even work?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Seeing as I'm not six anymore, no :P
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
A whole tub full.
75. Favourite animal?
Penguins. Because they are hilarious.
76. What colour is your underwear?
Black.
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate. No contest.
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
Cookies and cream :D
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Grey and pink.
80. What colour pants?
Navy.
81. Favourite TV show?
Whose Line is it Anyway?
82. Favourite movie?
City of God
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
I prefer nice girls.
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
I don't even know what 21 Jump Street is.
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
That one with that thing? You know the thing she does? Yeah, that thing. She's my favourite character.
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
The guy who's obsessed with bubbles. I can relate to that dude.
87. First person you talked to today?
Mum, when she left the house.
88. Last person you talked to today?
Same as above.
89. Name a person you hate?
Ken Ham. Fucking lying creationist piece of dogshit.
90. Name a person you love?
My mum. I don't say it enough :)
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
Ken Ham. That goddamn son-of-a-bitch leeching of Bill Nye's credibility to further his pseudoscience >.<
92. In a fight with someone?
Nope.
93. How many sweatpants trackpants do you have?
Two or three pairs.
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
Same as above.
95. Last movie you watched?
Django Unchained, I think. That, or Die Hard 5. It's been a while since I watched a movie.
96. Favourite actress?
Not engaged enough with pop culture to have one.
97. Favourite actor?
Christoph Waltz. Talented son-of-a-bitch.
98. Do you tan a lot?
lol no
99. Have any pets?
Nope, dun wants.
100. How are you feeling?
Rather pleasant, and energetic. Thanks for asking :)
101. Do you type fast?
If we're ignoring the amount of errors I make, then yes, I type fast, as you do when you use all 8 fingers and both thumbs like a pro.
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
Lots of little things. Things I should have said, shouldn't have said. Things I should have done sooner rather than later. Oh well.
103. Can you spell well?
W-E-L-L
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
From time to time, yes. I wonder what it'd be like if we met up and talked.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yup. Burned my HSC notes in a bonfire along with a few other people.
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
One person, maybe, by accident and without realisation.
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
Nope.
108. What should you be doing?
Going to get those Doritos, man.
109. Is something irritating you right now?
The fact that I am without Doritos :P
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
That's, like, everyone I have ever liked.
111. Do you have trust issues?
I'm starting to distrust the ability of the question-writer to come up with original questions rather than repeat ones from earlier in the fucking list.
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I can't remember the last time I cried in front of anybody other than myself.
113. What was your childhood nickname?
'Liam' is not a malleable name, so none.
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Once to Queensland when I was three years old. Don't remember it.
115. Do you play the Wii?
All the time. Love that shit :)
116. Are you listening to music right now?
Yup. Drum 'n' bass pumpin' out the subwoofer.
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
I did not know chickens could be made into noodles. This fascinates me.
118. Do you like Chinese food?
Never eaten it.
119. Favourite book?
Animal Farm
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
Pitch black when I'm unaware of my surroundings, yes.
121. Are you mean?
Sometimes, but rarely. I try to be a nice person.
122. Is cheating ever okay?
It can be forgiven, but it's never okay.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
Nope. Tis nigh impossible.
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lust at first sight, sure, but not love; that shit takes time.
125. Do you believe in true love?
Nope. The suitability of any two people can be measured using various spectra and is never absolute.
126. Are you currently bored?
Nah.
127. What makes you happy?
Hearing good jokes. Talking with friends, meeting up with them in town or at other social things. Playing games with friends. Performing on-stage.
128. Would you change your name?
I would if I could think of a decent name. I think if I got into comedy and made enough money, I might have to if my name conflicts with some other famous actor's name.
129. What your zodiac sign?
Leo
130. Do you like subway?
I like trains that are underground, yes.
131. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Worry about how I'm going to deal with that given they're the only person I talk to on a regular basis.
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Again, you already asked this. Silly tumblr pplz with their short attention spans.
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
Seeeeeeee mmmyyyyyy vest! See my vest!
Made of real gorilla chest!
See this sweater? There's no better
than authentic Irish setter
See this hat? Twas my cat.
Evening wear: vampire bat!
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Been too long since I watched that show.
134. Can you count to one million?
...yes :P
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
Too many to count.
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
Closed. Can't let people hear me... explore >.>
137. How tall are you?
Five foot something-or-other.
138. Curly or straight hair?
Somewhere in the middle. I have curls here and there. As for what I like, depends on what suits the person.
139. Brunette or blonde?
Again, depends on the person. Some look better with brunette, others with blonde. Some with either, some with neither (why no love for the redheads?).
140. Summer or winter?
Summer. Cos uni break :D
141. Night or day?
Depends what I'm trying to get done.
142. Favourite month?
August.
143. Are you a vegetarian?
Technically, yeah, cos I don't eat meat. But I don't eat vegetables either, so not really :P
144. Dark, milk, or white chocolate?
Dark chocolate all the way. 85% cocoa chocolate is the supreme leader of all chocolates, and if you disagree, you are wrong.
145. Tea or coffee?
Iced coffee :)
146. Was today a good day?
Got a package I ordered from Hong Kong a few days ago, even though I expected it to take a few weeks; and I fucked around with a Mario romhack. I'd say it was a good day :)
147. Mars or Snickers?
Mars.
148. What’s your favourite quote?
"National pride does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met and take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever."
Doug Stanhope
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
No.
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
'He's a fine lad. Plenty of openings for a big strong lad like him,' said Varneshi.
I gotta get onto actually reading this book, lol.
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